Clubs close at 2 am. The grocery store even earlier. Are we going to spend our first time together whispering in your room like we are in the library hoping not to be reprimanded?
I know you want to talk, but why can’t we do that during normal hours? I know college kids get no sleep and stay up really late, but I am different. I need advanced notice. I need a reason why I am staying out this late. Are we going to a club? Okay. A house party? Fine. Are we going to have a Harry Potter marathon? That’s a legitimate reason.
But at midnight, you text, “What are you doing tonight?” I already did it. I took my test. I hung out with my friends. I am in my pj’s smelling minty fresh.
This is the second guy who asked me this. Does nobody ask girls out for dinner anymore? I know dinner can be expensive, but there are other things we could do…. I just don’t understand.
*This is an adaptation from a legitimate conversation.